The most millennial thing I’ve ever done
Happiness Can Be Found
Liz | 23 | Cancer survivor | Probably stoned
Is there anything better than amazon same day deliveries?????? Just ordered a case for my iPad and paid $2 extra to get it today. Love that.
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So I reblogged a post suggesting (among other things) that we never call the Orange Toupee “president” or by his last name, just to piss him off
How about we give him the Bunsenburner Curdlesnoot treatment and just mangle his name more and more until you reach that point where you can just smash your keyboard and everyone still knows who you’re talking about as long as the initials stay the same?
Dolan Toupee
Daniel Truck
Dickhead TrunkDingdong Trumpet
Dingle Thump
Doggle Trashbag
Dank Torgburg
Dhrgblrgl ThrshgarblDranglen Trulck
Danerlk Trenp
Derjkd Truckjap
Dong Thumb
Ddjskflads Trjdsklfjsdl
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Family gathering.
MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE
Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.
reblog if you love aunt carol
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The truth is, everytime I look at it I wanna die and take it with me.
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his laugh is stored in a special place in my heart
THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMAO
